"No thanks, I'm traveling light."
A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help.
Helium doesn't react.
A neutron walks into the hotel bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."
Two protons walk into the bar and run into each other. One of them falls down. "You OK?" asks the other. "I think so," says the proton. "You sure?" the other asks. "Yeah," says the proton...
"I'm positive."
"Heard any good sodium jokes lately?" "Na..."
Hey man you got any Sodium Hypobromite?
...NaBrO
Wanna hear a joke about nitric oxide?
NO.
(You guys better slow down. It won't be long until all the good jokes argon.)
A Higgs Boson walks into a catholic church. The priest tells him to leave. The boson replies "Well, you can't have mass without me!"
I lost a proton the other day. I need to start keeping an Ion them
Electron walks into a bar, goes “Pint of your horrible beer mate.” Barman goes “No need to be so negative.”
When I heard oxygen eloped with magnesium I was all like OMg.
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